28, white passing Mexican,
bisexual/very queer. Nonbinary that responds to she/her pronouns. In a interracial relationship. Has a grumpy cat, and can't change a tire. Puns are fun, and racism is shit.
“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”
The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow
theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such
Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.
so i had some wonderful trips with my gf this xmas
but i also realized that all the progress i had made with my mom and her toxic behaviors were superficial, bc the moment my gf arrived and ‘changed’ the dynamic, it all went to shit
Vicente Fox
roasts Trump the best… and he always has good advice!
“Do you want to be a hero? Because you can. All you have to do is… QUIT”
“Ask yourself before you start a war: would you fight in it?”
“Not now, obviously. You’d be useless unless we get attacked by golf balls, but back when you dodged the Vietnam draft, when bone spurs prevented you from serving your country but not serving on the tennis court.”
“I know patience is not your strong suit, so I looked up some tips in a book about toddlers. It says when a little kid gets fidgety, sometimes a treat can help. So I suggest you keep a bag of cookies in the nuclear suitcase and that way if you ever open it, you find the yummy cookies and maybe you don’t feel like ending all life on earth.”
Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying
She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”
I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”
